Animal Whisperers Go To The Dogs Faster Than Cuomo

I know my dog Lincoln is more intelligent than politicians like Andrew Cuomo because his dead bones stay buried & has the good sense to keep his paws off a lady if she gives him the kiss off look.

But, leave it to the WSJ article to tell us “What do dogs really think” because “Pet Psychics Are Standing By.” You’ll recall how the “Horse Whisperers” movie got many folks believing in the art of communicating with animals. Now, says the newspaper, “In humans’ long quest to talk to the animals, some are casting doubts aside and turning to people who say they can commune with (not just horses or dogs but) cats…and even guinea pigs.” One such animal whisperer, Terri O’Hara, visits a Colorado ranch and as she “strolls through the barn, mingles with the herd and sits down with the poultry” she actually says she “drinks in telepathic images that reveal animals’ inner thoughts, be they profound or mundane.”

According to the article, “On a typical visit, Ms. O’Hara will report that a gelding is concerned that human staffers get dangerously underfoot around the feeding stations. The miniature steer is miffed that the male pig has a female companion and he doesn’t. The alpacas divulge that cliques are forming among the volunteer ranch hands. The hens complain that the rooster is abusive.” I know. I know. Lincoln just told me to turn the television off because if he hears one more story about Cuomo, “I’m going to lose my Purina.”

Davd Soul