Cow Cuddling Therapy Meets Butcher Block

There’s yet another new self-improvement racket in “cow cuddling”? As shrinks gave us decades of psycho scientific social babble we got sold on service dogs & even snakes for all, then, human cuddlers, now…

“It’s naturally relaxing,” one farmer said and that opinion is supposedly rooted in science. “When you cuddle with a cow,” Casey Rockwell of Rose Bridge Farm explained to Fox & Friends, “your brain releases Oxytocin and it just makes you feel a heavy sense of bond and love with the cow.”

I know. I know. I feel the same way when I drink a glass of milk. But, what about the lovefest’s “double-edged sword”? Oh, the sense of betrayal when I substitute almond milk in my cereal! And, think of the nightmares one can have after having supped on a sirloin steak that was once Elsie’s hubby …

Davd Soul