Hold the Votes: Cher’s In Love AGAIN

In Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again’s climax, 76er Cher couldn’t walk better than 78er Biden to her screen lover Andy Garcia so Fox tells us on mid-term eve she’s “spotted with man half her age” if NOT in any poll booth.

True, as Fox says, what’s his name joins “a long list of Hollywood lovers including Tom Cruise & Val Kilmer.” But, since the Dems & Reps tell us the fate of the planet depends on this latest election, is Cher’s love life any more worthy of front-page coverage than Joe’s latest choice of ice cream cones?

The too good to be ignored down & dirty: “The music legend was captured on camera as she strolled hand in hand with Alexander “A.E.” Edwards, 36, after leaving the celebrity hotspot Craig’s with rapper Tyga on Nov. 2. Cher & Edwards shared a car as they headed to the nearby lounge The Nice Guy & were reportedly later photographed arriving together at the superstar’s mansion in Malibu …” Stop it, Fox. It’s too much to absorb in one story.

Davd Soul