If Biden BS’ed Fallon, You’ll Never See Missing Rant

Joe Biden was on Jimmy Fallon’s show to show he could talk sans handlers’ idiot cards but a false rumor’s going round about edited excerpt echoing Bernie’s crazy socialist agenda & denying crime, inflation or Covid crises under his watch …

Fallon [Smiling, in ribbing mood as handlers expected]: “Tell us, Mr. President, what do you think about the polls [wink] saying your approval ratings are sinking faster than the Titanic?” [Canned laughter.]

Joe [w/o warning, incensed, seemingly surprised]: “Polls? What polls? … I don’t read them. I just say & do what they tell me to say & do. But I will say this: The economy is booming. I just shaved 2 cents off everyone’s gallon of gasoline. And, even though Fox is tryin’ ta scare ya, there is no supply chain crisis & you WILL have plenty of toilet paper on the shelves this Christmas. Not that some ingrates will thank me. Or, that they’ll thank me for stamping out Covid-19 like I promised, while TRUMP’s lack of a plan has caused it to turn into Delta & Omicron. And, ya know, I’m having my man at Justice, Merrill or Mercy, look into investigating that snot nosed white supremacist in Kenosha who’s threatening to sue me for calling him what cha’ ma call it. Crime wave? What crime? Where? BLM & Antifa patriots are right now travelin’ on George Soros’ dime from city to city just to make sure they don’t burn or get looted by racists …”

Fallon [Panicked look]: “Ah, Mr. President. I don’t mean to interrupt, but we’re taking a commercial break …”

Joe [Half deaf, clueless]: “… and, no matter what that sucker Tucker says, I’m kickin’ Putin’s & Jinping’s booties … and, as for Hunter, I could not be prouder of his artwork … you should see the steal, I mean, deal he made in China ... and …” [CUT!]

Davd Soul