Inflation Bites Piss Water & Cancer Sticks?

As soaring inflation is outstripping soaring wages which is helping fuel that soaring inflation, pinched shoppers are supposedly turning to cheaper beer and cigs…

According to the WSJ, at least, “retail stores are reporting stronger sales of beers like Busch Light and Icehouse, while Marlboro is losing ground to Montego and Maverick.”

I believe it. But, there are other ways to deal with the problem. My way is to swear off all forms of piss water AND drink less of the micro-brewed good stuff, while I never put any cancer stick in my mouth in the first place so I can live to be 100 instead of 59. There. Problem solved.

Davd Soul