Joe Tells Jesus He’s Too Busy To Take A Call

“Mr. President, the Almighty is on the line,” we’re told, as the “Democratic Party establishment that covered for the President’s decline now wants him gone.” Pray as he might, Joe must face fact “The Big Guy appears to be sitting out this race.”

According to the WSJ editors, “the closest thing to the Almighty in American politics” is the “Democratic-media establishment” and “They want you gone, sir.” The only question remaining is “when you admit it and oblige.” That’s because President Biden’s interview with ABC’s George Stephanopoulos was “a portrait in defiance – he curiously said it would take “The Almighty Himself” to get him to let his increasingly cold but not yet dead fingers go of the Lincoln bed in the WH. Says the WSJ, “that won’t stem the establishment campaign unfolding against him. The media that covered for him has turned with a vengeance. The sleuths at the NY Times & Wa Po have suddenly discovered that the debate [with Trump] wasn’t merely a ‘bad night.’ This week they tell us that there have been many such episodes of demonstrable cognitive decline. Who knew?”

The American people who had an honest & unbiased bone in their body knew what they were seeing with their own eyes. As the editors opined, “The decisive moment will come when the Obama wing of the establishment turns. Barack at first reminded how a “bad debate” can happen to anyone, “Trust me I know.” Yet, Joe ain’t no Barack. And, Barack has “become studied silence” personified since. His ex-mouthpiece, Chicago’s very own David Axelrod has been saying, and said yet again on CNN, that “the end” is nigh for Mr. Biden. “For now, the nation waits for Mr. Biden to take the Almighty’s call.”

Davd Soul