Kerry’s Nutty Flying Squirrel Pollutes As Planet Whizzes

Drum roll, please. 2020’s Hypocrisy of the Year Award goes to President Biden’s “Climate Czar,” er, “U.S. Envoy For Climate,” John Kerry. He who never stopped stressing the need for Americans to finally do SOMETHING to control emissions NEVER stopped using his family’s private jet, which Fox News reported “emitted an estimated 166 metric tons of carbon over the past year.”

“The plane registered to … “John Kerry’s family,” noted Fox, “emitted as much carbon as around 36 typical passenger cars would in a year,” assuming the average family drives about 11K miles per year. Added Fox, “the Kerry family owned a private charter jet company that the longtime Democratic politician appeared to benefit from financially…[owning]…over $1,000,001” in assets for the charter company Flying Squirrel LLC, albeit through his wife.

Private jets, of course, are notorious for emitting as much as 40 times the carbon per passenger as a commercial flight. Yet, the presidential czar aka Rocky the Flying Squirrel, keeps insisting carbon industry workers find new jobs while consumers “accept”, er, pay for more expensive heating bills or electric cars BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE.

Davd Soul