Simple: USA Drives On Fumes As Darkside Bucks Biden

The WSJ reports the Eastern European cyber terrorist “Darkside” has apparently gone “dark” perhaps because they think their position has become too “hot” after the Colonial Pipeline attack that crippled half the gas supply to America’s northeastern states. Frankly, not sure they need worry under President Biden’s watch since they know he can’t keep an Antifa rally peaceful let alone keep these cyber thugs from more future attacks on America’s infrastructure. Word is, the emboldened Darkside will simply change its name & reappear under the new moniker “Biden A**WIPER*”. Did the company really pay them the rumored $3 million extortion fee so they could vaca on the Bosphorus? If so, they can munch on Doritos for a few and kick USA butt when they run out of snacks.

Why so hot? Just because here in Falls Church, Va one local gas station after another had “Out of Gas” signs on Saturday morning and folks were beginning to say prayers as they drove about town on fumes? NOoooo. It’s because Mr. Biden constantly told us how “simple” the world’s problems are and when running for the White House he kept reminding voters & the pandemic-plagued President Trump that “the buck stopped” at his door step.

Well, Mr. Biden, you’re no longer in a basement bunker thanks to you know who’s “Operation Warp Speed” vaccines. And, one wonders how “simple” it’s going to be for YOU to bring the skyrocketing gas prices here down to the Trumpian $2 per gallon…assuming there's gas to be had at any price. After all, the buck stops somewhere west of the Darkside.

Davd Soul