Terrible Tyres Deflate SUVs Except Kerry’s

So now we have to suffer the idiocy of UK climate radicals promising to “expand our tire-slashing operation beyond NYC, Chicago & San Francisco” & tell all SUV owners “it can happen anywhere, anytime.”

As Fox News reported, The brilliant Brit-based “The Tyre Extinguishers” are encouraging other “activists” to deflate the tires of parked sports utility vehicles. As a result, the news outlet says nearly “40 vehicles in NYC last month” have been claimed to be victims of the Terrible Tyres’ Tirade, while 20 SUVs in the Windy City & 20 more in the City By The Bay have been deflated. Or, so they say. And, there’s no reason to doubt their intended nonsense, which in non-succor states might be a felony. “If you’re reading this and you own an SUV, scrap it before we get to it,” a tired and even more tiring Tyre spokesperson told Fox. The creepy guy also warned folks the domestic chop shoppers are set for a badder and more “massive expansion” yet.

After all, the Tyre website explained ala the BLM Marxist counterpart, “Bigger and bigger cars are dominating our towns and cities and all so a privileged few can flaunt their wealth … Because governments and politicians have failed to protect us from this danger, we must protect ourselves.” Got it. Makes total sense. No word, however, on whether Tyres plan to deflate the tires of John Kerry’s private jet …

Davd Soul