Why Vote 4 Joe? His Own Words Nail Campaign's Coffin Shut

“Why vote for the Harris Biden ticket?” the Scranton Scrapper asked in recent days. C’mon man, let me count the ways…1+2=4… and that spells “Joe Blow.” Here’s a transcript of a plausible speech for Biden based on his OWN words:

“Listen. It’s going to be a dark winter. We need to shut things down not open them up, take our time to find a vaccine that’s proven safe…over & over. That guy George Bush in the WH doesn’t care. He wants people to die while he & his rich buddies golf. Look at the empty chair in your dining room. Over 2 million have passed & more are DYING. That’s why I want to put those oil barons out of business. Because they pollute. Don’t listen to those lies about me banning fracking. Play the tape. I can chew gum & hop on one feet. We all can. If we just unite & come together. Donald Trump does nothing while me & others are holed up in our basements. What kind of a president holds rallies in three states every damn day?

“And, where’s his tax returns? I showed mine. And, know what? THEY FOUND NO INCOME FROM OUR FRIENDS IN CHINA, RUSSIA OR UKRAINE. I have never taken a dime from any foreign country. PERIOD. And, I will not stand for this guy smearing my family. Forty intelligence experts say Russia used Rudy Giuliani to plant Hunter’s computer. What we need is my plan for a Green New Deal. Free College. Pack the Supreme Court if experts say we should. A Bigger Obamacare with a public option. No, it’s not Medicare for All, even if it is. We also need higher taxes for companies & those earning over $400K, unless they contribute to or vote for me. No questions today. Tomorrow’s a lid.”

Davd Soul